Sorry your boss is an asshole like everyone else's on earth.
I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
I really need to find a hobby at work.
We're going to need you to surf the internet at work instead of home this Saturday.
I need some fresh air and a cigarette.
I can't believe you haven't finished the thing I forgot to tell you to start.
My door is always open if you ever want to talk about how you can get the fuck out of my office.
I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.
Sometimes I run out of unproductive things to do at work.
I only come into work to earn more time off.