More ideas from Isa
My new "Oh you'll change your mind about having kids" comeback

Are we really so afraid of women not wanting kids! There are so many unwanted children in this world and you want there to be MORE of them to satisfy your cultural norm?

That might actually *end* crime... Cause who's gonna keep a straight face once they say that? Takes all the scariness away.

Rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty. I'm gonna go shoot this rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty!" Lol or "give me the money! I've got a rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty!

Every time.

Do you ever open your book at like 9 and decide youll read for a few minutes then all of a sudden its 2 am and your eyes are burning like you used hot sauce as eye drops and then you think youre only a 100 pages or so from the end so sleep is for the weak